Crash Clowns: Clowns gone BOINK!

When clowns consume circus peanuts made from a substance called BOINK, their heads and bodies inflate to absurd sizes, leading to the release of highly concentrated BONK from their flowers. This marks the beginning of a phenomenon known as Crashing.

The climax of Crashing occurs suddenly, resulting in a brief yet wild episode that causes the clown to burst into uncontrollable laughter. Their body convulses and vibrates until they shoot off like a deflating balloon, bouncing and flying out of control. This reckless behavior leads to the destruction of property and harm to anyone in the area..

This results in the reckless destruction of property and persons that may be in the general vicinity.

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