Well...when you cant BEAT em up Join em!

So as you may or may not know of our sorted history, your fine SUperheroes of Sci-Fi Epic ROCK adventures Super GEek League were actually KICKED OFF the first show they performed in Boise Idaho for the 06 Vans Warped Tour. Apparently our antics and eccentricities were not well received by the "family oriented" rock event and its organizers. Yes the first set we played lasted a grand 15 minutes of sheer punk cirque rock emulsion as the audience took the liberty of tossing back all of the pleasant treats and surprises we bought to them that day... The suitcase filled with refreshing and quenching water balloons, the boxes of hostess twinkies and delicious cream filled cupcakes, the rotting DEAD fish that had been baking all day in the 100 degree sun... The bottles of half drunken water... Yes you would think that the audience of human pods would have been grateful for such gifts, but NO they felt the need to revolt by tossing at great velocities these very objects while your brave and triumphant superheroes rocked gallantly into the summer dusk. Then as our twisted and horny nuns took the stage to being their performance in nothing but pasties amidst a hail storm of fish, twinkies and water balloons, an army of gigantic security guards surrounded the stage and the POWER was CUT in almost militaristic fashion! Yes the Fun POLICE had arrived and our brief but exhilarating moment in the sun had come to an abrupt ending... oh drag...

With fish guts dripping from the drum heads of the mighty Gil Chowder's drum set and the other band from the adjacent stage attempted to follow our performance, our fearless leader Commander Tomorrow as ushered to the "Head Security Tent" for a good ole fashion talkin' too! Well, apparently our "show" was a bit more then what the Warped Tour folks bargained for due to the fact that the tour was a "family environment" which came as somewhat of a shock to me since everyone and their brother was a teenager painted in tattoos and swimming in hair and piercings. BUT I guess when you got all of these corporate sponsors and hundreds of millions of dollars at stake you mine as well stick the GAME and play by the RULES of being tragically hip and slightly out of sorts. And here we thought this was a PUNK ROCK tour? Ha!

So that be as it may, we have it made a PERSONAL goal of ours to GET back on the Vans Warped too by any means necessary since WE actually were only one of the FEW bands in HISTORY to have an ENCORE performance (Portland) and have since longed to connect with the many artistically and creatively CHALLENGED children who are forced FED the same ole Emo-punk shit year in and year out...

With that being said, we have the opportunity for our FANS and FOES to help us realize this goal by VOTING for us on yet another online POPULARITY contest score card! http://battleofthebands.com/supergeekleague. Yes, all we have to do is sign up and VOTE for SGL and if we make it in the top 100 based on bullshit votes then we get to go in front a panel of judges you can then relive our AWESOME and Infamous performance in hopes of letting us back on so we can DO IT AGAIN!

And we will... TRUST ME

Comments

Actually we were perfect for Warped Tour and would cherrish the opportunity to perform it again and we will...

Maybe they should have done the research of looking at your website before they booked you?

Have them write us up another "List of things you CAN'T do".

-Gil

I yes I rememeber that weekend.... good times but it need more milk and fish.
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