Memoirs from the Road from G-Nome Dogstarver....

Ok. So the SGL caravan is truckin through the wheat fields and
sagebrush like a circus train on the way to Spokane. Commander
Tomorrow, Gil Chowder, and Dogstarver were playing leapfrog with
the rental vehicles at 80 mph. As Dogstarver passes the vans he
made James and Muffpumper press their ass cheeks and balls up
against the windows. The looks on Gil's and Floyd's faces were
PRICELESS! Then Sammy tried to moon us back but no one could see
shit through the van's tinted windows! The G-Nomes and James
laughed for miles! G-Nomes-1, Leprechaun-0.